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Pregnant Turkey

24 Nov

No offense meant to anyone. A friend forwarded it to me and I thought it was funny!

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister’s house for the traditional feast.  Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, ‘Patricia,you’ve cooked a pregnant bird!’ At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

 

 

Yep………………SHE’S BLONDE!

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Posted by on November 24, 2008 in Blogging

 

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One response to “Pregnant Turkey

  1. timtastic787

    November 25, 2008 at 2:42 am

    hahahah wowwwww lol

     

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